Would rather have shards of glass in my eye...

I just got off the phone with THE. MOST. ANNOYING. guy ever! I had to call and pay a bill over the phone. As much as I love Andy Bernard, he is a fictional character and I only have to see him for 30 minutes a week. ;) But if I had to deal with him, I'd probably want to strangle him. This guy I talked to was a mix between Andy Bernard, and that REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY annoying boy in school. This guy did it all. The repeating himself (like 3 times in a row), making weird noises and sound effects to fill in the small silences. Man, that really bugged me! Okay, so I'm a jerk. Sue me?